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Jack and the Beanstalk - What a Whopper! Tickets

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Laugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime, from the team behind Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm ten miles from the nearest Grindr user. When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost - and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen. Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion?

This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family!

Following his unforgettable performance as Queen Gertrude, the outrageous Matthew Baldwin ("wonderful as ever" - Time Out) returns to play Dame Trott.

Upcoming Performance Times

Saturday23 November 2024
Sunday24 November 2024
Tuesday26 November 2024
Wednesday27 November 2024
Friday29 November 2024
Saturday30 November 2024
Saturday30 November 2024
19:30
19:30
19:30
19:30
19:30
14:30
19:30

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Age restriction

This production is recommended for ages 18+

Running time

TBC

Performance dates

23 November 2024 - 11 January 2025

Venue Information

Charing Cross Theatre
The Arches, Villiers StreetLondonWC2N 6NG
Tickets from£36
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