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A sharp new dark comedy exposing family secrets

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This production is recommended for ages 12+

Performance Dates

18 June - 18 July 2026

Run time: TBC

No interval

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‘There’s some Alphabites in the freezer. Pop the oven on. You can eat your own words.’

When four siblings reunite at their recently-deceased mother’s home with the intention of divvying up her possessions, a long-buried family secret explodes out into the open – challenging everything they thought they knew about themselves and each other.

True to form, Liv thinks she can bulldozer her way back to how things used to be. People-pleaser, Rob, just wants everyone to get along. But Michelle’s had enough of towing the fragile family line. And with prodigal son, Jonny, hellbent on pushing everyone’s buttons, they all look set to lose everything – their dignity included.