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The doctor becomes the patient in this bittersweet world premiere

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Performance dates

21 April - 10 May 2026

Run time: 1hr 15mins

No interval

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“After years in practice seeing through a doctors’ eyes, I find myself on a crash-course as the patient. The view isn’t quite so attractive from this side, you’ll be surprised to know.”

In this bitingly funny, bittersweet comedy, served with a healthy dose of gallows humour and a slice of magical cake, we learn what it means when the doctor becomes the patient.

For GP, Dr Jeffrey Longford, a cancer diagnosis propels him into a new life on the other side of the stethoscope. The world he held true undergoes brutal challenge as he transitions from high status, knowledgeable practitioner to vulnerable, dependant and at times, terrified patient.

Losing his title in exchange for a patient label and querying the professions’ steadfast view on assisted dying are just two of a glut of issues which throw Dr Longfords’ long-standing belief system into sharp relief.

From an award-winning team including a writer who was a former GP, Heartsink is filled with acute wit and humane comedy as it describes this collision of perspectives and tackles ostensibly unfunny issues with insightful empathy and compassion.

A cast of characters who are not as they seem intertwine with the beleaguered doctor: his Irish patient Cara conceals her devastating secret behind hypochondria, endless demands for more tests and an unwavering resolve to preserve Greatest Aunt Laura’s (who was probably a witch) ancient recipe; Hospital Receptionist Suzie, masks her brilliant philosophical mind behind a grungy exterior and caustic tongue. While gentle Dr Roofi, who idolises his colleague, takes on the unenviable task of reminding him of his societal and professional duties, all the time defying the spectre of Dignitas

Skilfully presented from both sides, Heartsink juxtaposes two worlds which are intricately linked in their purpose but widely separate in their experience.

Here’s the initial audience response….….

“Brilliant! Everyone in the health service would benefit from seeing this too” Dr MD Senior GP partner, Surrey. “Such a beautiful story. That perfect balance between comedy and real emotion.” Harry, London. “Thought provoking. Contemporary. Just amazing…and funny!” Dr JC, Consultant Radiologist, Devon.
“Surprised at the emotion I felt. It blew me away!” Helen, Chiswick. “I’d 100% recommend it to everyone! It doesn’t pull any punches.” Alexander, London

Upcoming Performance Times

Tuesday21 April 2026
Wednesday22 April 2026
Wednesday22 April 2026
Thursday23 April 2026
Friday24 April 2026
Saturday25 April 2026
Saturday25 April 2026
19:45
14:00
19:45
21:00
18:45
13:45
18:15

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